Lodge Rules

Happy hour is any hour
Help yourself to anything in the fridge or cupboards
No complaining allowed
Eat everything on your plate for dessert
Alert the breakfast bar attendant if you finish the coffee
Leave shoes and wet towels at the door
No spray sun screen on the boat (or AXE body spray)
- But always wear sunscreen
No glass bottles on the boat (other than Cristal)
Love Gertie 🐾
The kitchen is for eating (not your room)
Don't block the beer fridge from opening when parking in the garage
BYO slippers
Homemade ranch available upon request
Banned Music:
- B-52's, Meatloaf, The Police or Sting
- Counting Crows (when Jon Robinson is on property)
Napping is highly encouraged
- Pro Tip - pontoon naps are the best
1 shower every 3 days (minimum)
- Lake swimming counts as a shower
Clean up after yourself
On-site parking available *valet service temporarily suspended*
Quiet hours are from 11 pm to 7 am
10% of Pull Tab & Video Poker winnings in Vilas County go to D-W Lodge LLC
- Adler Fuchs owes $6
Kids Merit Badge Program
Adult Bingo
Sleep in as long as you want
Kick back, relax & make yourself at home

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